Once A Year Subscription Holiday

The title "Once A Year Subscription Holiday" sounds familiar. You've heard its somewhere but don't recollect. View this 48 seconder and then we talk.




Haan ab yaad aaya!

Now here's a random rant you may choose to skip but its indeed a serious concern in my view point. You may choose to disagree, perfectly fine with me. :) However, if taken in a positive way it may prevent a lot of heart ache and tears later.


THE RANT

These are just assumptions and wish I am wrong but you cannot rule out the possibility. You sure you aren't living in the era of Raja Harishchandra then you better read on. A humble request, use your discretion to make a judgement & take preventive steps accordingly. I am in no way trying to malign anyone's name or single out any particular service provider.

I shall not be responsible in anyway for what ever loss you may incur knowingly or unknowingly based on what you take away from here.


THE CONCERN

They say updating your status on social media with - 'Going on vacation' or hinting that you are out, miles away from home increases the chances of your house getting burgled. Am sure you may have read about it, may be even heard from known acquaintances about such incidents.

Well if that is true then what are the odds of Tata Sky's "Once-a-year Subscription Holiday Offer" also being an open invitation for the same. They even have your address. They know you aren't at home & also when you are expected back. The packages you've subscribed to say a lot about your lifestyle & habits and may help shortlist the targets and narrow down to you.

I am not saying they are or may indulge in such a thing. Knowing the reputation of TATA's am sure they would anticipated and already pondered on this angle or should I say a loop hole.

This is not an allegation but a concern as you do not know the person on the other side of the line taking your request for a temporary disconnection.

What if an agent has been monitoring your account after a tussle you may have had with him / her and complained about the agent. This would be an apt opportunity to pay you back. Its just a matter of passing on your information i.e. the address & the duration you will be away from home.

Its even more likely to happen and go unnoticed as those who come attend to attend onsite complains and installations are locals from the area to whom this service has been outsourced to.

If the employees integrity sitting at their end in the call centers in considered and foul play ruled out you still cannot turn a blind eye to the possibility of such records getting hacked and this specific info being leaked, specially during the vacation season.

The dilemma now is do you inform the service provider and risk it all or just go on a vacation and pay for what you wont be using.


MY SUGGESTION

I suggest you don't inform. If you are too stingy and wanna save some bucks, switch to the most cheapest basic plan for the duration you are away. Roll back once you are home again.

You got a better suggestion or a solution - lemme know and will update it here for all to benefit.


DISCLAIMER

I am in no way accusing TATA Sky, its associates or its employees in anyway. I do not take the responsibility of any damage or loss done to you or your loved ones based on the opinion or decision taken by you after reading this. This is also in no way intended to give ideas to any anti-social elements to do it. In short - Please do not try this at home or anywhere. It may lead to unexpected consequences to which I shall not be responsible

Now Eat Your Chocolate Forever :)

As a kid while eating a chocolate I always use to worry a lot. What would I do after it got over.

Only if I had this solution, I would have grown up to be a contended happy man. Had Charlie seen this he would have never visited the chocolate factory. And well Mr. Willy Wonka would have never worried for an heir.



The trick is in how you eat it and not how much you eat.

And now the secret with which you can eat your chocolate for ever & ever & ever. :)

Just follow the steps on how to eat it and you shall never be short of one.



Looks difficult. Here this should make it easier to understand.



Disclaimer: I shall not be responsible for all your tooth decays and diabetes caused due to excessive chocolate consumption. ;)

Controlling the Human Life Expectancy

Thinking about this since a few days now. Struck me while I was pondering on how did men live a longer life in the earlier days. How was the life expectancy so high then. You must have heard of many things such as quality of life, food, weather, etc, etc, etc...

Well am not neglecting or contradicting that but somewhere there is one more factor I feel was responsible. If that factor is taken care off even now the life's expectancy can be increased. My reasoning to it may sound foolish to you now but if you have a deeper thought you will realize that all other aspects also fall into place or are taken care off directly or indirectly when this factor is addressed.

Its the 'POPULATION'. Yes, population and herez my funda for it based on numbers.

The earth as a whole entity has 'X' amount of resources and food which will need to be exhausted by the judgement day which is 'Y' years. When I say need to be I mean it has to be finished by consuming and not by wasting or leaving any surplus. That's a rule, a requirement, which cannot be changed or altered.

The important thing to note here is that the values of

'X' - Resources & Food. This even includes the ability to produce and generate & regenerate.
'Y' - The life of planet earth

is fixed and will not be & cannot be changed.

So when there are 'Z' number of elements acting on the above two things 'X' and 'Y' we can say that in an ideal scenarios or a perfect setup:

Z can consume X in Y years.

Now when Z increased by 10

Z+10 can consume X in Y-n years. Where n is number of years.

However since X & Y cannot be changed we have reached the current scenario which is

(Z+10)  in -n can consume X in Y years.

Hence as the Z keeps increasing the n will keep decreasing and vice versa.

Well these are my thoughts. Sounds weird and foolish? Well, even Galileo was considered a fool when he said that the sun does not revolve round the earth.